Bernadette in stalker mode.
Over who you may ask?
Raj, of all people.
Being the sucker for creepy romances, and seeing as I need at least ONE female ship with Raj, I came up with Bernie being a complete psycho over poor Raj. Even going so far as to KILL HER FIANCEE in order to be with him (as it's still part of my headcanon that Raj has a crush on Raj and Howard sort of likes him back).
I need to stop listening to songs like this... o_o;;